Who writes this dross?

Dave Alston.

Who is he?

An angler who got back to it after years away.

Reckons the peace and quiet gives him time to scratch out a few words here and there.

e.g. Like in Fast Hemp Confidential (An angling book maybe you'd best ignore?).

He's pretty old skool.

Who also rates...

Worms.

Wild Carp.

Chris Yates, Kevin Nash, John Bailey, Ivan Marks, Dick Walker, Ray Mumford (who?).

Home made boilies the size of golf balls.

1970's rock n' reggae.

Fat juicy, luscious... plastic sweetcorn.

Wild brown trout.

So, there you go!

Tight lines.